{"id":239749,"date":"2023-10-29T20:48:48","date_gmt":"2023-10-29T20:48:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lovemainstream.com\/?p=239749"},"modified":"2023-10-29T20:48:48","modified_gmt":"2023-10-29T20:48:48","slug":"sourpuss-shirley-took-wicked-queen-too-seriously-vanessa-feltz-on-strictly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lovemainstream.com\/tv-and-movies\/sourpuss-shirley-took-wicked-queen-too-seriously-vanessa-feltz-on-strictly\/","title":{"rendered":"Sourpuss Shirley took Wicked Queen too seriously – Vanessa Feltz on Strictly"},"content":{"rendered":"
It is a fact universally acknowledged, as Jane Austen would say were she watching Strictly, that the world divides into two factions.<\/p>\n
The first eagerly awaits the Halloween episode, aching to see contestants painted ghoulish green awkwardly attempting an eerie paso to the Ghostbusters theme tune.<\/p>\n
These folk have swallowed the story frequently repeated by presenters and professionals, that ghostly ghastliness is \u2018iconic\u2019.<\/p>\n
They genuinely yearn for Craig to appear as Severus Snape from Harry Potter and Motsi to emerge as Incey Wincey Spider.<\/p>\n
The second find the whole grisly spectacle an interminable bore, unable to understand how or why a Viennese waltz is enhanced by toothless spectres whirling about to a clunking tune from The Rocky Horror Picture Show.<\/p>\n
READ MORE: <\/strong> Amanda Abbington supported by Hollywood star after quitting Strictly<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n When the time comes I will give you the inside scoop on what the Strictly team really thinks of upping sticks and schlepping to Blackpool.<\/p>\n Until then suffice it to say enthusiasm for slime, fake blood and fright wigs doesn\u2019t necessarily consume all members equally.<\/p>\n Rumour has it certain hair and makeup mavens are sick to the back teeth of the same old brief series in series out and some of the more constitutionally delicate professionals – particularly the ladies who feel better classically beautified – would happily give All Hallows Eve a miss.<\/p>\n Don’t miss… <\/strong> <\/p>\n
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