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A woman revealed she dumped a date for urinating on her bed \u2013 then asking her to clean up the mess.<\/p>\n

The unfortunate woman relayed the astonishing story to podcast hosts Dee Salmin and Pip Rasumussen on The Hook Up Podcast. She said: \u201cA guy that I was sleeping with \u2013 only for a couple of weeks \u2013 p****d in my bed one night when I was there.\u201d<\/p>\n

She said the bloke simply got out of bed in the morning and \u201cexpected her to do it all\u201d. Then, to add insult to injury, they went out for a coffee and he didn\u2019t even pay the bill.<\/p>\n

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\u201cNot even an apology coffee,\u201d she complained, as Pip and Dee gasped in disbelief. \u201cNothing like that. And then he thought that we were just going to continue sleeping together.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI had to spend the whole day cleaning up p***y sheets,\u201d she added, \u201cand it wasn\u2019t even my p***\u201d. That was the last straw, and the woman decided to \u201clet the man go\u201d.<\/p>\n

But after she sent him a text telling him their affair was over, the bloke hit the roof. \u201cHe told me that I was disrespectful, and I said \u2018bro, you pissed in my bed\u2019,\u201d she recalled.<\/p>\n

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The bloke was angry \u201cbecause I sent a text message and he said it was disrespectful that I didn\u2019t call him to have the conversation\u201d.<\/p>\n

After a recording of the call was posted to the show\u2019s official Instagram page, fans were quick to respond. \u201cBro how do you even go for coffee afterwards?,\u201d said one. \u201cP****d in the bed without a medical reason is where I draw the line \u2013 what a story!\u201d<\/p>\n

Another added that even sending the bloke a text was generous in the circumstances. They said: \u201cPeople have zero accountability for their own lives. She\u2019s nicer than me. I would have instantly blocked his number.\u201d<\/p>\n

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